simply sara

“You’ll always be a part of me. I love you indefinitely. Girl, don’t you know you can’t escape me. Oh darling, cause you’ll always be my baby.”

David Cook, you’re a genius.

Let’s look at the facts here: You’re perma-melancholy. You’ve mouthed off to Simon (never a good idea). You’re into crossword puzzles. You cry….and you’re a dude. And I’m pretty sure you’re completely bald under that faux-rockstar comb-over thing you’ve got going on.

But yet you hold all of womankind (and I do mean all—my Mom’s obsessed) in the palm of your man ring-wearing hand. Seriously, I go into some kind of trance when you start to sing. Sure, my husband’s posted up right next to me and, yeah, you’re definitely wearing a vest, but it doesn’t matter. For that 1 minute and 45 seconds, I’m yours.

And last night you covered Mariah Carey. And you didn’t just sing any old song. No, you actually busted out “Always Be My Baby,” which is by far the best Mariah song ever, which pretty much sums it up…

If there were any females left on the face of the Earth who hadn’t yet fallen under your evil (yet, oh so good) spell, you’ve definitely sucked them in now. Damn, even Jason “my hair smells like pot” Castro couldn’t compare to you last night. Well done, David. Well done.